
Down. Up. Repeat.
Starting every 15 minutes, runners will go half a mile down the hill, touch the bridge at the bottom, and come back up to the aid station. Those who make it back within the 15 minutes get to start again. Those who don’t are out. Last one to complete at least 1 more rep than anyone else wins.
The Race
Date: TBD 2026
Location: Prince William Forest Park
Have you ever thought to yourself: “I wonder how many times I can run up this hill before I give up?” You’re not alone. Come and find out with a group of like-minded weirdos. It’s free! As a true “Fat-ass”, there is no entry fee. Just bring some of your favorite fuel for the aid station.
Step One: Down
Start at the top every 15 minutes.
Step Two: Up
Touch the bridge and make it back up to start again.
Step 3: Repeat
Stop when you can’t.


